libertarirynn:

celticpyro:

aivopaahdin:

such-justice-wow:

tooiconic:

striders:

literally every skin and hair care professional in the world: hot showers are really damaging!!!

me, stepping out of the shower into a bathroom filled floor to ceiling with steam, my skin glowing neon pink after i’ve scrubbed every inch of my body raw under boiling water: Interesting!

This is a call out.

Both are good!


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Fucking finally! Some good news for us hot shower lovers!

Who showers in their underwear?

Show us the cartoon dick you cowards

computationalcalculator:
“ loloftheday:
“My college doesn’t want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves”
look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without just making Faustian Bargains but if one more...

computationalcalculator:

loloftheday:

My college doesn’t want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves

look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without just making Faustian Bargains but if one more freshman trips a fire alarm at 1am and makes the whole building evacuate because they don’t know how to make popcorn I’m gonna fill the whole lobby with sand

goodreadss:
“  “In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines,
lived twelve little girls in two straight lines …”
Madeline - Il diavoletto della scuola
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goodreadss:

“In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines,
lived twelve little girls in two straight lines …”

Madeline - Il diavoletto della scuola

Every 7 years ours cells are destroyed and replaced. It’s comforting to know that one day I’ll have a body you never touched.

and never will (via thunder)